
Presidential Executive Order BB46-SB55

On January 31, 2021, one week prior to the upcoming Super Bowl…
Did you hear? You’re not going to believe this. Hang onto your britches.
We missed the Super Bowl. Can you believe it?
It turns out, Biden issued an executive order on January 15th. The gall of this guy. He issued this order on the same day the first Super Bowl was played, back in 1967.
It was Executive Order BB46-SB55. People in the know are saying BB46 is probably cryptic for Beijing Biden, the 46th president, and that SB55 obviously indicates Super Bowl 55.
His order, clandestinely issued, mandated the Super Bowl be rescheduled to be played one week early with an email going out to all 65 million Democrats and Independents who voted for him in the 2020 election to notify them of the change so they could be sure to tune in to watch it. He specified that no emails be sent out to the 81 million Republicans and Independents who voted for Trump.
So, we missed it! I can’t believe it!
How did he keep this quiet for 16 days? The answer to that implicates Dr. Jill. Now we know! From this we now know Jill’s doctorate in education is in the instruction of the ancient Chinese language of Sinitic. Joe had Jill write his executive order in Sinitic. No one in the White House, the Senate or the House of Representatives was able to read it and had no idea about whom to turn to for a translation.
We missed the Super Bowl.
However, there is something positive amid the fallout of this.
It backfired on Biden.
70% of Democrats and Independents who voted for Biden in the presidential election said, in a post Super Bowl poll, that they won’t vote Democrat ever again. When asked a follow up question as to why that is, they claimed they all lost their bets on the Super Bowl because they all bet on the Philadelphia Eagles. How is that, you say? Well, it turns out, Joe’s email to the 65 million who voted for him in 2020 told them to bet, specifically, on Philadelphia because the city was sure to usher in the win for them. He guaranteed that city would give them the win.
Obviously, dementia had set in when he wrote that part of the email. He meant to tell them to bet on Brady, but his mind must have drifted from the Buccaneers back to the Patriots and the best his mind could come up with was patriots… patriots, oh yeah, Philadelphia, the city of the signing of the constitution which he is working so valiantly to overturn. Not sure how his mind got Philadelphia out of that, but I digress.
Unfortunately, for Biden, this doesn’t stop there.
An evening news report is declaring the White House is in shambles. A mob of an estimated 45,000 Democrats, who lost their money on the Super Bowl, breached the razor rimmed fencing surrounding the White House and stormed the West Wing. They were holding up cardboard signs with the letters, BSM spray painted across them. Their leaders with the bullhorns were blasting the message, “We were blindsided by Biden” as the mob resounded, chanting, “Blind sides matter.” “BSM.” “Blind sides matter.” “BSM.”
Fortunately, for Republicans, there is a positive spin within this unbelievable span of events.
Trump was way ahead of Biden. Back on January 19th, on the eve of the inauguration, Trump issued an executive order of his own.
It was the Executive Order titled, TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K. Those close to Trump claim the title is cryptic for the contents of the order. He knew Biden would have China release a new coronavirus in 2021, so he directed in the order the declaration of a stimulus package stipulatng that $20,000 be sent to each Democrat who will lose money on Super Bowl 55. For him to somehow anticipate all Dems would lose their Super Bowl bets tells you this guy, fortuitously, thinks ten steps ahead. His TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K Executive Order, obviously, refers to a Covid-21 stimulus package of $20K, the guts and substance of the order.
One more interesting detail Trump preplanned in this executive order was the method he specified by which bet losers would have to claim their stimulus. To claim it, they would have to tweet #TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K to @realDonaldsavestheDems.
Biden stumbled across Trumps Executive Order during the Halftime Show. When Biden saw the Burger King ad with its jingle, “Have it your way, at Burger King”, the thought must have crossed his mind to place an order for a Whopper at the D.C. Burger King; but then his mind evidently, mysteriously drifted from “placing an order” to “executive order”. Finding the Halftime Show uninteresting, he began to browse through the Executive Order archives for something of more interest. It is there where he found the TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K Executive Order.
Upon reading it, he thought, “Trump, come on man, what were you thinking? Why write such an order?”
After the Super Bowl was over and Biden heard the Democrat backlash against him for their having lost their Super Bowl bets (betting on the Eagles), his mind immediately flashed back to Trump’s executive order and thought, “Yes, thank you Donald! Your slight of hand gave me the trump card I need to get out of this pickle.”
Biden immediately mandated that CBS insert into their Super Bowl trophy ceremony a special White House message announcing, “All Democrats and Independents who lost money on the Super Bowl are eligible for a $20,000 stimulus. To claim your stimulus, go to Twitter and tweet #TRUMPS GIFT OF CV21-SP20K to @realDonaldsavestheDems.”
While CBS was broadcasting his White House announcement, Biden immediately broadcasted a special, presidential message from the Oval Office declaring a new coronavirus had been detected, in of all places, Philadelphia.
Following the Super Bowl trophy ceremony, Twitter’s servers crashed as 65 million voters gleefully tried to tweet the hashtag for the stimulus that they clearly could see Trump had prearranged for them. With the Twitter crash, they began turning to YouTube video posts to get the word out that they will vote for Trump in 2024; all 65 million of them. 65 million vow to vote for Trump even if he is not on the ballot… if necessary, they’ll vote for him as a write-in.
So, how did Biden issue an Executive Order on January 15th, five days before the inauguration, before he was even in the Oval Office? Simple. He had the Georgia State Governor issue an order that changed, for U.S. President-elects, the timing of when U.S. Presidential executive orders could be written, authorized and counted as having standing. Every executive order must be counted as standing and executable if written and signed by the President-elect in a period of no more than up to five days prior to inauguration. No one quite understands how a state governor has the authority to issue an order that changes policy affecting the federal executive powers, but it was accepted and so it stands.
Standing… hmmm!
We know the U.S. Supreme Court won’t have the stomach to touch that one.
Ahhh. Everything is aright, once again.
February 1, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Drawing Board

Everything germinates somewhere.
January 30, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
If It Doesn’t Make Sense, It’s Nonsense
If we know better, we’ve got to do better.
Our elderly, in nursing homes, seem to be dying at an alarming rate; within one to three weeks after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine. In instances where people are speaking out, there were no deaths in these homes during the entire year of 2020; but in early 2021, alarming numbers are dying after receiving the vaccine.
Are you seeing the same? Let us know and we can arrange to have your testimony posted here as well.
Anyone who witnesses similar incidents is encouraged to bring the facts and observations surrounding their circumstances to the attention of family and friends and to file official reports with the presiding city, county, state and federal health care professionals, government elected officials and law enforcement officials.
Read more at Health Impact News.
January 30, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Who-who! Where? There.

Can you find the second owl?
Yes, there really is a second owl and it is in the photo, directly above (in the “Who-who! Where? There.” post). Next week I will post a picture below, showing where it is roosting. If you find it before then, contact me. The first to do so will enjoy a superb prize.
January 29, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
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The Dream Of Many A Young Boy

Certainly, the dream of untold numbers of boys growing up in America during the 60s, 70s and 80s.
Bel Air, the mid-range Two-Ten or the One-Fifty. Even the Nomad or Delray would have sufficed. Just to get behind the wheel of a ’57.
To do that would be to make a young boy’s life complete.
January 28, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
15 Seconds Could Save Your Life

15 seconds.
A news story, several years back, revealed an entire family died of poisoning from the soup a mother had prepared for her children. An investigation uncovered a dead gecko in the pot. Apparently, poisons from the highly poisonous skin of the gecko had leached into the soup.
Somehow, and no one knows how; the gecko got into the brewing pot. Could it have slithered in beneath the edge of a lid left slightly ajar to allow steam to escape?
Is it possible a quick stir of the soup, before serving, could have saved the family? Perhaps.
What little things around the home are potential killers when left unsupervised or when forgotten?
Did you make sure the propane was completely turned off after removing those tasty steaks from the grill?
A quick look, perhaps a mere 15 seconds, could save your life.
January 27, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Perception

What you see depends upon your perception.
What do you see?
Your perception always hinges upon your knowledge of what you see.
What do you see?
“policypandemicrighthoaxlawrepublicanleftfrauddemocrat”
Do not be lazy. Do all you can to get an accurate perception.
Take time to increase your knowledge of what transpires around you.
What do you see? Cars navigating city streets or cars navigating the skies above?
Interesting. In the image above, neither of those perceptions are possible and yet we see it as one or the other.
If you do not acquire enough facts about what you see, you could believe one of the two options you see while neither are possible as valid realms of reality.
Scary!
Be careful about what you claim. Know the truth. To know truth, steer toward knowledge so a lack of knowledge does not diminish life.
January 26, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Eyes Can Tell All

Eyes tell it all.
Look at those eyes. What do they tell you?
January 25, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Just So You Know, Next Go Around

Just so you know, next go around, this is a fake ballot box.
Fake. Fraudulent. Misleading. Deceptive. Unofficial.
Not good.
January 23, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Fashion

Funny thing is, looks just like some kids running around on sports fields these days. Come to think of it, looks just like some NFL, NBA, MLB and MLS players. So it’s a fashion statement.
January 22, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Whiteface

Is this criminal? If not, it is at least deeply offensive, right?
Black? White? Skin is skin. It’s all skin, right?
Ahhh, wrong. Skin isn’t skin. It would be deeply offensive, only, if the skin also belonged to a mammal of the family, Elephantidae.
January 22, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Our Lives, Our Fortunes, Our Sacred Honor

While most of our posts are light-hearted or humorous; others are not. Today’s post is one such post.
Presenting colorful sketches on life is our aim. Today’s post will be colorful, but the colors of black, gray, orange and red will fail to bring laughter to your voice or smiles to your face as the sketch of life we share unveils the solemn colors displayed in the horrific destruction of life; the black of ashes, the gray of smoke, the orange of fire and the red of shed blood. The colors that founded our country.
Where we live today, the United States of America, it is a republic that protects our inalienable rights and establishes the framework for the unsurpassed freedoms we experience in our everyday lives. This is our experience while others spread across the globe, in stark contrast, experience very limited freedoms.
We live here, in free America, because 56 individuals, men of great wealth who enjoyed the comforts and luxury their money and estates afforded them, declared their independence from the over reaching powers of Britain with their signatures on the Declaration of Independence.
They signed the document which included these words, “…we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.”
Most of us know little, if anything, of this level of commitment. Most of us have never been called upon to commit our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor to anything. A few have, but most have not. These 56 men were and they did.
We tend to hold a fairy tale picture in our minds of the lives these men lived after having signed this document. Yes, we understand the budding republic went through the ravages of the Revolutionary War, but even so, we tend to picture the signers of the Declaration of Independence as having lived a charmed life following their bold declaration.
Nothing is further from the truth.
The following, copied from a broadly circulated email, lays out some of what happened to these men following their signing of their names to that document, the pledging of their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor on that fateful day of July 4, 1776. A fateful day, because as you will see, for many of these committed individuals the future unfolded in a series of events wherein their pledge resulted in the total loss of life, fortune and sacred honor.
At some point in our future, Americans may be faced with the decision of whether or not to do the same. A decision upon which may hinge the fate and the quality of our own future existence.
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Have you ever wondered what happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence?
Five signers were captured by the British as traitors, and tortured before they died.
Twelve had their homes ransacked and burned. Two lost their sons serving in the Revolutionary Army; another had two sons captured.
Nine of the 56 fought and died from wounds or hardships of the Revolutionary War.
They signed and they pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor.
What kind of men were they?
Twenty-four were lawyers and jurists.
Eleven were merchants.
Nine were farmers and large plantation owners; men of means, well educated, but they signed the Declaration of Independence knowing full well that the penalty would be death if they were captured.Carter Braxton of Virginia, a wealthy planter and trader, saw his ships swept from the seas by the British Navy. He sold his home and properties to pay his debts, and died in rags.
Thomas McKeam was so hounded by the British that he was forced to move his family almost constantly. He served in the Congress without pay, and his family was kept in hiding. His possessions were taken from him, and poverty was his reward.
Vandals or soldiers looted the properties of Dillery, Hall, Clymer, Walton, Gwinnett, Heyward, Ruttledge, and Middleton.
At the battle of Yorktown, Thomas Nelson, Jr., noted that the British General Cornwallis had taken over the Nelson home for his headquarters. He quietly urged General George Washington to open fire. The home was destroyed, and Nelson died bankrupt.
Francis Lewis had his home and properties destroyed. The enemy jailed his wife, and she died within a few months.
John Hart was driven from his wife’s bedside as she was dying. Their 13 children fled for their lives. His fields and his gristmill were laid to waste. For more than a year he lived in forests and caves, returning home to find his wife dead and his children vanished.
January 22, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Not Up From His Nap Yet

White House 11:00 AM EST, Day 1 of First 100 Day Agenda
Phone rings.
“Good morning! This is Dr. Jill, first lady of the White House.”
“Good morning Jill, this is X.”
“President Xi Jinping, thank you for calling. It is so nice to hear your voice, again.”
“I trust you slept well your first night in the White House.”
“Well…, yes, but our first night was in the Lincoln bedroom because Donald was asleep in the master bedroom. His…. his house staff hadn’t yet told him, ‘You’re fired’. I say he was asleep, but actually, from the sound of it, through the walls, it sounded like he was up all night arguing with Jack over him banning him from Twitter.”
“Oh, I am sorry to hear that. Is Manchurian Joe around?”
“Yes, he is; but… he’s not up from his nap in the basement, yet.”
“He’s napping in the basement? I guess he’s forgotten I told him the pandemic would be over the day following his inauguration, so there’s no longer any reason for napping in the basement.”
“Oh, X, if I may say so, you don’t, quite fully, understand. Those naps are necessary. You see, without them he’d need to be heading to bed, for the day, following his afternoon cabinet briefing and that just would not be acceptable from the office of the president of the United States.”
“Do you not have a Secretary of Energy?”
“Why yes, we do. She is Jennifer Granholm. She had been the governor of Michigan from 2003 to 2011. Why do you ask?”
“I was thinking, maybe she could be of assistance to Joe.”
“Oh, of course! That makes perfect sense! X, you are so wise. Just this morning, with Donald still in the master bedroom and all, Joe got help from the Secretary of Homeland Security; the yet to be confirmed, Alejandro Mayorkas; creator of the DACA program. He helped Joe find his napping blankie amid all the moving boxes, so he’d feel secure, napping in our new home. He was such splendid help assisting with home security, tapping the Secretary of Energy makes perfect sense. I’m surprised we hadn’t thought of that. Thank you, X. I will mention that to Joe as soon as he awakes.”
January 21, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Which Is It?

2021 Presidential Inaugiraffeon Day
Which of the two is it?
It is impossible to declare which of the two it is by looking at an incomplete picture. Correlating connections are missing. As time unfolds, historical facts will provide authentic evidence; revealing the connection.
Watch with eyes wide open.
January 20, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Pearly Frightening

Case No. 154 | Equine Teeth Whitener, Chestnut Female
Case Summary: Dental hygiene is frightening. Remedial teeth whitener therapy may effect some level of improvement.
Consulting Veterinarian Recommendation: Initiate therapy immediately!
January 19, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Pearly Whiteness

Using a whitener on your pearly whites can increase their whiteness, bringing lasting improvements to your smile. Understandably, though, there is a level above which no one should want to go.
January 18, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Sideburns

Fear of what might become of those sideburns prompts apprehension to flash across his face as he s-l-o-w-ly eases back into the barbershop chair.
Sideburns? Balderdash! Those look like wings!
Even if you have to scroll back up to get a second look; make sure you get another look at those appendages!
Interestingly enough, experts in the field of human grooming practices have conducted studies into the self awareness of men and found that self identification is expressed in facial hair. As is evident with this barbershop customer, for some men the declaration of self identification expressed in their facial hair entails the wonders and skills of aeronautical navigation. Nothing but sincere admiration should be held for such brave expressions of one’s own identity. We applaud them and can only conclude that such expressions are socially acceptable (even if not socially advantageous), so long as their flight plans steer clear of your air space.
Speaking of which, in aircraft aerodynamics, the motion of air molecules below the surface of a wing creates upward lift; keeping an airplane aloft. This dynamic, essential in making flight plans predictably reliable, pushes wing integrity to the forefront as one of the key, crucial necessities of flight. Because of this, and for good reason, pre-flight checklists include wing clearance and wing constitution as items to be visibly inspected before the engine is fired.
As our customer settles into the back of the swivel chair, his apprehension subsides when he hears the barber bellow, “Wing clearance?” ”Check!”
All will be well. Flight plan accepted.
January 16, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
Caveman Pebbles

The number of pebbles lining a caveman’s pouch is of little value when there is no meat on his bone.
January 15, 2021 – by Derrick Urquhart
