THE WACKED VAXX
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The Hack
Your new Electric Vehicle is the potential target of a sophisticated, digital database hack. From an unknown source in the region of Mozambique, a dark web hacker network has breached the electrical grid in every nation where electrical power capacity is managed via online server datacenters. Unfortunately, 93% of nations, worldwide, have opted for online management of their electrical infrastructures, so unless you live in one of the few nations who have opted to remain offline, your car is a possible target.
The hack is believed to have been executed by a technique that technology scientists heretofore thought to be impossible, the spiking of protons in electrical currents. Protons flow during electric current activities in the conductive acids of batteries. We learned this in our chemistry classes, but it’s easy to miss because chemists call protons by the name, +H ions. In the hundreds of amperes passing through a lead-acid car battery, the electric currents are proton-flows. These hackers, by some method, have manipulated the power grid to alter charging station technologies to create spike protons in the battery packs of Electric Vehicles (EV), an accomplishment that results in severely unstable ionic balances in batteries.
If your EV should fall “victim” to this scheme, it can potentially develop some of the following symptoms; the temporary inability to fully recharge, intermittent or sporadic bouts of low battery power output during normal vehicle operation causing the inability to reach higher speeds, a slower recharging rate, and battery output glitches that can cause the temporary flicker of headlights, tail lights and running lights. Lastly, they are finding 0.00123% (a whole lot less than 1%) of EVs can suffer complete battery cell damage which in turn damages the vehicle’s entire electrical circuit, rendering your EV useless because the estimated repair cost runs upwards of 87% of the cost of a new, 2022 EV model.
The Fix
The U.S. federal government assures us there is no need for panic because U.S. President Biden has led with an initiative that incentivized American industrial battery manufacturer conglomerates to develop a “fix” to ward off the damages this worldwide threat poses. Of the 32 industrial battery manufacturers, four have succeeded in creating a remedy in record time. The industrial battery companies of Bulldog Battery Corp., Duo-regen, EverExceed and Zentric Inc., have responded in heroic fashion.
Each has developed a rather unique remedy. In most EVs, it is recommended the A/C dessicant bag be replaced every two years. The remedy which these companies have devised is delivered via your A/C dessicant bag. They have created A/C dessicant bags with specially injected silica which, upon delivery, ionically reacts with the electrical circuit in EVs and creates an almost vaccination-like reaction wherein the electrical circuit creates a unique, eRNA charge and the circulation of the charge throughout the circuit rewrites the battery cell’s electrical/chemical balance, theoretically wiping out the electrical hack.
FJB
The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission dubbed these specially formulated dessicant bags as Formation Jab Bags (FJBs). In automotive battery technology, formation is the process of charging the battery for the first time. They are claiming these FJBs return EV batteries back to a state of being charged for the first time. That may or may not be true, but as it turns out, dangerous side effects are cropping up.
In the rush for a fix, manufacturers were not required to thoroughly test their remedies, so no one really knows the full impact of these FJBs, but U.S. President Biden assures EV users that this government initiated remedy is safe. The president is so confident in this remedy, in fact, that he has his presidential motorcade flying FJB flags, in the hopes that he can increase the popularity of his initiative. Interestingly enough, all four companies are protected from lawsuits, giving American EV users no recourse should their EV somehow be detrimentally affected by the Formation Jab Bags.
LGB
As the FJBs were rolled out, many EV owners became disgruntled due to further EV battery problems that appear to be related to the FJB remedy, itself. Pent up with dire frustrations, they’ve begun to lash out in large rallys chanting, “Let’s go batteryless! Let’s go batteryless!” with so much fanfare that it is becoming recognized as the LGB movement. The LGB has been thwarted, at least temporarily, by a lawsuit filed against them by the Biden administration, which claims LGB illicitly demeans the FJB remedy.
As the collateral damages of the FJBs continue to roll out, a small percentage of EV main battery packs have completely melted down, catching fire and endangering the lives of EV occupants and sometimes igniting garages when parked indoors. Others, a small percentage, are experiencing erratic power surges in the drivetrain which has caused accidents due to the unexpected surge in power. Others have experienced offensive odors inside the EV cabin. Many who have had this occur claim they have become sick with nausea and vomiting. Some have been admitted to hospital or emergency medical facilities due to symptoms of heart palpitations and deep chest pain.
A Survey – Your FJB Experience
Have you had your EV repaired with a Formation Jab Bag? We want to know. Please respond, letting us know which company you chose to go with and please include your experience, positive or negative. The U.S. federal government is mandating no private citizens, businesses or organizations run their own surveys in relation to this problem. Instead, all survey questions are directed through the U.S. Department of Transportation’s National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (U.S. DOT NHTSA). Clicking on one of the below links will send you to the U.S. DOT NHTSA. However, the U.S. DOT NHTSA says your survey choice and remarks will be accurately logged in their survey system in association with this website.
I selected the Bulldog Bite 2 FJB
I selected the Duo-Regen-A-Jab
I selected the EverExceed2 FJB
I selected the Zentric E-JAB-2 FJB
If you have not yet opted for this remedy, are you planning on seeking out a repair shop to equip your EV with the A/C dessicant FJB?
Yes
No
If you are driving a conventional, fuel powered vehicle, are you experiencing any of these problems? Please let us know. Unfortunately, President Biden’s Executive Order (E.O. # FJB-President Batir é Acid-2220), mandating that all U.S. automobile operators drive Electric Vehicles, takes effect November 3, 2022. An untimely mandate, for sure.
Yes
No
The Thing
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In Other News
Red State Nation reports on a bizarre development in one of our public schools.
A woman who was working as a substitute teacher posted a video to social media alleging she was fired by school officials. Why? Because she didn’t meow back at a student who thinks he’s a cat.
Now there’s no way to confirm or debunk this woman’s account. But for what it’s worth, here’s what the teacher claimed:
“Okay, okay. I’ve got to rant for a minute,” the teacher says. Just when I thought school couldn’t get any weirder, it did today.”
“I’m a sub, and the most important we do is take roll, so the school gets paid. So, I’m looking at the seating chart as I’m going up and down the rows and marking who’s here and who’s not,” continues in the clip. “I get to the third row and I hear this ‘meow!’ Uhhh, excuse me? Excuse me?” she narrates.
“I start looking on the ground, through the fourth row—everything’s good. Go to the fifth row—everybody’s there. Then I hear ‘meow!’ I’m like, ‘Okay, what’s up with that? Who’s doing it?’ And this little girl in the very front row says, ‘You have to meow back at him; he identifies as a cat.’ Are you kidding me?” she questions.
“I said, ‘Is there a litter box in here somewhere?’ My sarcasm self: I probably should not have said that,” the educator continues.
“He gets up and he storms out of the classroom, and I’m like, ‘Ruff!’ Of course, the entire class is laughing. I think, ‘Oh, no problem, no foul.’ I go to the office—Are you ready for this?—to check out. They said, ‘We no longer need your services if you can’t identify with all the children in the classroom.’ And you wonder why they don’t have any subs!” the teacher exclaims on video.
O.K., this isn’t as bad as this looks. Actually, it provides U.S. citizens a path to placing Donald Trump back in the White House, today. All those who voted for Trump, simply identify as U.S. citizens of the Donald Trump executive office administration and require everyone to address you as a President Donald Trump citizen. You could even require that they address you as a MAGA citizen! If anyone refuses to honor or to properly address you according to your identity, the president that they recognize (Joe Biden), is summarily removed from office. No questions asked.
Of course, then the other side, upon seeing Trump back in the White House, would pull the same trick. You refuse to address them as a President Joe Biden citizen or as a LOSER citizen and, “Bang!”, no one is in the White House because of all the dispute over who identifies as who. You see where this leads. Chaos! Anarchy! Everyone is an identity unto themselves, a law unto themselves; no one is who they really are. Confusion and teeter-totter policies spring forth as the modus operandi where everyone gets what they want and where, in reality, no one gets what they should get. Sounds exactly like the place and the status, as a nation, that they are trying to lead us to.
With that being the progression, who blames this substitute teacher for barking back.
“Ruff!“
